Courtesy of CDC

How to Offend a Virus

COVID-19 or the Coronavirus has filed suit in Federal Court claiming that it has been defamed by the word, “Chinese” or “Wuhan” in referring to the illness and is seeking restitution in the form of a wider spread of infection among the US population.

Its lawyers claim that justice on behalf of their client can be achieved by allowing it to run rampant among US citizens, preferably conservative voters. Most Americans by…

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The Fantastic Fogey

The Fantastic Fogey

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Husband, father, and generally good-natured conservative essayist.